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Mr. Mickey

Boozed up Beatrice of York

By Mickey Boardman

drunk princess beatrice of yorkNormally, Mr. Mickey, being a devoted royalist, tries to steer clear of these kinds of stories and photos but in this case, it's to editorialize a bit. Princess Beatrice of York was spotted all boozed up coming out of the London club Boujis at 3:15 a.m. according to the Daily Mail. Drunkeness aside, Beatrice looks pretty great. Now Mr. Mickey understands that the kids want to have a good time, but it looks bad for the family business to get hopped up in public and create a scene. Beatrice is certainly not giving Prince Harry a run for his money. Harry's behavior has been pretty shocking with his drunken attack on paparazzi. Yes the photographers overstep their bounds and are practically stalkers. Still, if these royals want to get drunk or carry on, they can do the dirty work in private. Mr. Mickey is not saying they don't deserve to have fun, MM just wishes they wouldn't be a mess in front of the cameras.

Eye Spy

Drunken Nightclub Confessions TV

By David Hershkovits

Cobra Snake

The quest to develop ever more entertaining reality-based TV may have reached another lowpoint with the development of Nightclub Confessions, the first original programming created specifically for the web by FOX TV.

"Confessional booths for the first series have been placed in several clubs across Los Angeles, Long Beach and Orange County and will travel across the country in future series, to capture confessions of bar patrons, bartenders, DJ’s and even club owners. 30 web episodes (8 – 10 minutes each), with all the mischief and excitement exploding Saturday, June 30 in the exclusive one-hour televised event, will give reality fans the opportunity to hear scandalous confessions from the minds of club-goers."

Surely the sight of the shit-faced looking into the camera, slurring their words and bearing their souls is bound to create a ratings juggernaut, but I won't be one of them.

party people photo by Cobrasnake

Cinemaniac

Orson Welles, Drunk as a Skunk

By Dennis Dermody

Another one of my favorite outtakes is legendary director Orson Welles drunk as a skunk trying to get through a Paul Masson wine commerical. Citizen Wino....

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