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Posted Jun. 15, 2007,
Take That: Shiny Mama Body Glitter
By Alexis Swerdloff
Hello, ladies and germs, and welcome to this week's edition of Take That! First off, congrats to Geoffrey, who won Cranium. He wrote in, explaining:
I have a very large head and therefore a very large brain. I need to test it and find out exactly how much info is being idly stored in that slimy gray material before Alzheimer's (who was that guy, Alzheimer???; was he related to AL Kaseltzer???) sets in.
Onto this week! We're giving away two little containers of Shiny Mama body glitter. They are quite adorable and come with a tiny little coke-spoon-esque applier! Tell us why you deserve these makeup products in the comment box below and we'll send 'em to ya! As per usual, the multi-talented Blaire Huntley models.
Posted Jun. 1, 2007,
Take That: Cranium
By Alexis Swerdloff
Hey there, Take That-ers! Congrats, first off, to Brian, the winner of our Accessories Blow Out! Brian wrote to us, explaining why he wanted the loot:
the hat: obviously for sun protection, but also, the busy polka-dot pattern will help me blend in on those snowy moscow nights when i'm on reconnaissance... i've said too much already.
the socks: i'm depressed, but only in my calves and feet. I feel that the jaunty rainbow pattern will bring joy to my ankles and toes on days when the weight of the world is just too much for my weary stems to handle.
the belt: frankly, as a white guy with no ass, my use for this accessory would be strictly as its intended purpose, although a double bonus is that it's sassy! so maybe it's primary function is sassyness, and the pants-holding-up-ness is the bonus. i'll let you know once i put it on and start knockin' em dead!
the button: my other buttons have been arguing amonst themselves lately and i feel like this button, with its soothing color palatte might serve as a mediator between my johnny depp button and my the faint button, who have not been speaking because the johnny depp button ate the last lean cuisine.